Funny lawn story

Here's a funny story that floats around the internet (anonymously) with has an important message. Try reading it as a two or three person skit (with Narrator/St. Catherine, Creator, and Frank).

(See sidebar to get the pdf versions of these lawn signs I created.)

Winterize your lawn
Winterize your lawn
Winterize your lawn
Winterize your lawn
Winterize your lawn
Winterize your lawn
Winterize your lawn